Don't
cry before you are hurt,
Jeremy
Flint (
When Jeremy
Flint died in 1990 at the tender age
of 62 it was a great loss to British bridge. His career spanned a good many
years: he won the European Teams in 1963 and was runner-up in 1987; he was
second in the World Teams Olympiad in 1960 and the
It
is generally considered an insult to call someone a poker player at our game.
Where the implication is that his bidding relies on bravado rather than science,
the description is indeed pejorative. But against that there are times when a
bridge player would be wise to adopt the poker player's inscrutability.
Here is an elementary example. As
West, at unfavourable vulnerability, you pick up this motley collection:
♠
J
6 5 4 3
♥
Q 6 5
♦
2
♣
10
8 4 3
Your
partner deals and opens One Diamond, which South doubles. What do you bid? The
only sensible call is pass. Naturally you are nervous that North will pass and
that the final contract will be an expensive outing in One Diamond
doubled. In practice this very seldom
happens. Even where North holds five diamonds, experienced players don't pass an
informatory double for penalties unless their trumps are sequential. If North
should pass, East
is still there. If he holds poor diamonds, he
can redouble or introduce a second suit of his own.
To bid One Spade on that miserable West
hand is doubly wrong. Firstly, it undermines any sensible constructive bidding
under-standing after an informatory double; secondly, it exposes your side to a
real rather than an illusory danger.
North might be reluctant to pass One Diamond doubled, but with four spades, a suit for
which his partner has promised support, he
will be quick to pounce. Once the North-South guns have opened fire it might be
difficult to find a safe haven. Bidding One Spade may be likened to the
over-cautious driver who slows down sharply at the crossroads even when the lights are green, and is surprised when the car behind runs into his rear.
Many
players who use the weak no-trump fail to appreciate
that it is essentially a tactical weapon. Imagine that at favorable vulnerability you hold, as West:
♠ J 6
♥ 43
♦ Q 6 5 4 3 2
♣ 8 7 2
East
deals and bids INT. South passes. What do
you say now? There
is something to be said for
ONCE
again you are West, at Game All in a Pairs contest. East
deals and opens Three Hearts. You
hold the following unsuitable hand:
♠
J
4 3
♥
8
♦ A
Q 10 9 6 4
♣
6 3 2
Admittedly
the prospects are bleak. Pass is certainly
the book bid. But you don't have to be
a crystal gazer to foresee the likely outcome. If North
is short in hearts he will double, offering
South the choice of a penalty or game somewhere. If North has good hearts, he
will probably try 3NT which, as you can see, will almost
certainly succeed. So what can you do?
Bid Four Hearts. This is a possible scenario:
|
Dealer
East |
ª |
A
K 2
|
|
|
|
N/S
Vulnerable |
© |
K
9 7 |
|
|
|
|
¨ |
K
J 5 2 |
|
|
|
|
§ |
A
Q 5 |
|
|
|
|
|
N |
|
|
ª |
J
4 3
|
|
|
ª |
10
8 5 |
© |
8 |
|
W
E |
© |
A
Q 10 6 4 3 2 |
¨ |
A
Q 10 9 6 4 |
|
|
¨ |
3 |
§ |
6
3 2 |
|
|
§ |
8
4 |
|
|
|
S |
|
|
|
|
ª |
Q
9 7 6 |
|
|
|
|
© |
J
5 |
|
|
|
|
¨ |
8
7 |
|
|
|
|
§ |
K
J 10 9 7 |
|
|
If
you pass Three Hearts, North will bid 3NT or double and rebid 3NT over South's
Three Spades. Over Four Hearts he will double and South will usually bid Four
Spades, which on this occasion you will defeat. Dangerous, you object?
Not really. You risk a possibly irrelevant
extra undertrick on the occasions
when you are in trouble. More
frequently, you disguise your discomfiture, forcing your opponents into a
difficult guess. Remember, at poker it isn't always the best hand that wins the
pot.
My
BOLS bridge tip is:
When you are outgunned, don’t let your opponents know.